"eyy my name's vanessa i have phases where i can't stop reblogging something sometimes its dan smith sometimes its roosterteeth mostly its just a lot of 1d that's somehow so adorable it makes non-fans love them from afar also i'm awesome". -in the great words of @bowlegs-and-freckles

magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

Harry ‘accidentally’ running into Niall - 8/22


Harry licking Liam’s finger, Dallas 24/08

Harry licking Liam’s finger, Dallas 24/08

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

Harry’s reaction is so cute (x)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

Anonymous asked:
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

asksorikai:

A tasty treat can often do the trick! Working up a good sweat can help too.

And if all else fails, we hug it out.

(thanks mirrorstone)

heytheregisela:

Make me choose

Anonymous asked: Ryan or Jack?

lexrhetoricae:

mercuryacejones:

Latest positive news out of Ferguson. Community coming together.

Teachers: Heroes.

Titan